Wednesday, June 30, 2010
MASTER DETECTIVE: "HE SHOT MY DAD...THEN ME!"
"...and then he shot our cuisinart, Grandma's sewing basket and a box of Pop Tarts, too!"
TRUE DETECTIVE: WHY WAS DANIEL CUT UP INTO 6 PIECES?
So that he could fit better into the Ziploc bags?
MASTER DETECTIVE: DEEP-SIXED MOM IN THE DEEP FREEZE!
The laws of our land say that you can't keep a body in your freezer this way. I will say, though, that it appears she kept quite well.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
DETECTIVE DRAGNET: HE TORTURED HER FROM DAWN TO DUSK!
...probably because she kept making him watch "Oprah".
OFFICIAL DETECTIVE: THE KILLERS WENT BERSERK IN A DRUG-CRAZED FRENZY!
The killers went "berserk", did they? When's the last time you heard about killers becoming gregarious during drug-crazed frenzies?
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